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Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Trump Stress

Yes what seems to be the problem. I am jittery. I watch television and I feel like jumping out the window. I feel bottled up as if I am liable to go screaming down the street wanting to tear my head off. I see. And how often do you feel this way and when did it start. Well. I think around November 11. Yes. And well since then it has been about every day. Especially when I talk to my father. I want to throw the phone in the toilet. But mostly it is when I watch the news....I want to throw the television in the street and run it over with my car.

I see. Well we are seeing an epidemic of this lately. It could be serious  if not treated immediately. What...what is it doctor. Trump Stress. I haven't hear of that. Oh yes. It is reaching epidemic proportions. It originates from a feeling of the world spinning out of control to feeling the world could be blown up any minute. Television is a factor. We have pinpointed several stations that people with TS must stay away from. FOX, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS....the only one we can recommend it KIDS PBS in the morning or late at night when the nature shows are on.

Is there anything else I can do. Well. We feel action seems to ameliorate the feeling of being helpless and swirling down into a giant toilet of people who have absolutely no idea what they are doing. Now I am going to write you a prescription for two ear plugs and blackout blinders. We will notify your cable company. So. No television. No Internet. No newspapers above all else. Restrict conversations with people you don't know. I would put your father on a DO NOT CALL list. Keep the shades on twenty four seven and the earplugs in. My God how long do I have to keep it up. Hmmm....four years at least.

Madam President The Secret Presidency of Edith Wilson




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