Friday, January 15, 2016

A Great Debate

I watch all the debates. Some would call me a political junkie. I came back late and caught the Republicans at midnight. Mild until it wasn't. The Donald held forth until the upstart tarred New York. I find that very offensive Ted. The Donald was offended. So he blasted Ted back. You weren't even born here and you take loans and don't report them. I fell asleep.

When I woke Donald was telling Ted he could be his vice president. I fell asleep again. When I woke Ted said Donald could be his vice president. Donald said he would rather build buildings.  Then I woke up and Chris Christie was talking about kicking Obama's rear out of the White House.  Marco Rubio did his best Jack Kennedy impression. Ben Carson fell asleep.

Now I conked out and came to with Donald calling Ted a Bozo. Ted calling Donald a buffoon. Donald went over and kicked Ted in the balls. Christie kicked Rubio in the rear. Rubio grabbed his ears and ran for the sleeping Ben Carson and knocked him over. Rand Paul jumped on stage and picked up an AR 15 and mowed them all down. Carly Fioriona jumped on stage and told everyone she could kick Hillary's ass.

Wow. Excellent debate. 

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