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Friday, May 13, 2011

The Kind of Cialis Commercial You'd Like To See

You never know when a moment can turn into something more. The couple doing laundry embraces and wham the set falls away and they are in a hut on a moonlit night and the sexathon begins. All is well for men who can't get it up and need a drug called Cialis.  And we watch the couple dance and make eyes and drink their Pina Collodas and watch the ocean and then they make an exit up some stairs or through a door while locked in a sex trance.

And then, then the disclosures begin of all the side effects.  The man and woman usually give us the bad news with the poker face of a doctor. My point is why cut away? Lets follow the couple to the bed and while they are having sex, then  have them give us the list of side effects. The man could turn while they are doing it doggy style and give us that deadpan look. Don't take... cialis ...with alcohol...Sweat streaming down his brow.  As this may cause... serious problems.... Don't take cialis... if you have high blood pressure or diabetes... All the while he is pumping along. ...as this might be unsafe. 
Then the woman could turn on all fours, contorted. 

If you have an erection... lasting more than six hours... see a doctor... as this might be a... problem.... Also don't take cialis with other... medications as this may... cause... unwanted... side effects. If you feel your heart... speeding up or you feel... dizzy...see your doctor... immediately. Cut back to the man.  If you do have an... erection lasting... six hours...before you see a... doctor...you might think of... doing this... for... six hours to see how long you last....

Yeah, I know, over the top. Bad taste. Sophomoric. Silly. But I'd bet they'd sell a lot of Cialis. I mean you should know what you are getting, right?

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